Chara: Welcome to my home officers. Per league advice, I have been provided with a lawyer...
MTLPOL: Yes, sir. Now, as evidence of identity, please sign these documents.
Chara: These are all photos of me lifting the cup.
MTLPOL: Yes sir. Please sign all 24 of them.
Chara: Um, OK.
MTLPOL: Now as evidence of occupation, please sign these.
Chara: Hockey sticks?
MTLPOL: Yes sir.
Chara: There you go.
MTLPOL: Now we need visual evidence. Please stand over there, with these 2 officers. That's right, now put your arm of their shoulders, as I take these photographs. Good.
Chara: Look, about that Pacioretty incident...
MTLPOL: Who? Oh, yeah, don't worry, we've already waived that traffic violation he received.
Chara: Traf...?
MTLPOL: We'd like to conclude the investigation with public identification. Please come with us to Fenway. A private box will be provided where you will be subjected to questioning, while the game is being played.
Chara: I guess so.
MTLPOL: You can take your lawyer with you. Nice kid you have there Zdeno.
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